"C’mon fill your cup up…" 

Mark Seliger - 2014

You can count on me to misbehave.

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

masooonderulo:

themselfff:

slysk8s:

awwww-cute:

While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job

full story??

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

this dog has a job and i don’t

abigaildonaldson:

The writers of That ’70s Show must feel weirdly powerful right now.

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

PW